Disclaimers and Warnings

[AJs Human]

A few examples that make you say, "Huh???"

Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine.
Car Fanbelt

Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Sleeping Pills

Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Matches

Do not ingest.
Lava Lamp

Caution water on road during rain.
Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running.
Lawn Mower

Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
One Ton Block of Lead

DO NOT EAT
Claymore Anti-Personal Mine

Warning: This product contains nuts.
Sainsbury Peanuts

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
Chain Saw

Warning: Contents may be hot.
McDonald's Coffee

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Rowenta Iron

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Hair Coloring

Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Toilet Plunger

Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Central Oregon Highways

Cemetery Road. Dead End
South Side of San Antonio, TX

Cheers!

[thunderbird8588]

Brilliant Belinda, these are so funny :D Thanks for cheering up my Saturday night

[MDSPHOTO]

Thank a lawyer for the need for these silly disclaimers.

[wizard]

Normally I would agree, but in these cases, don't blame the lawyer but the stupid person(s) who had absolutely no sense!

[agilebasenji]

@AJs:

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
Chain Saw

Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Toilet Plunger

Is it okay to stop the chain with my foot?

And, uhm, what if my toilet is next to a power line?

[Lenora]

Instructions with my hairdryer say don't use it in the bathtub. Guess I've been extremely lucky up till now.

[Basenjimamma]

See what I mean…
"Do not place ladder in dog poop...might slip" What!!

jepp..some lawyers had fun with these..

[BART]

OMG! Are you sure I can't use my lawn mower on my hair! I''m sure it would work!!!
What's that number…9--? Quick, my lawyer's number is ....... I'll see ya in court......

There's a reason for the Darwin Awards.