Advice To Dogs…

[Duke]

Seems like this is what they actually do. These B's know how to yank our chains. Thanks for sharing your web find.

[tlbuddy]

This is so true. Especially about the alarm every morning.
tlbuddy

[Lenora]

Here are some tips from Abbey: If you're really not doing anything wrong and you're mom yells from the other room What Are You Doing In There, quickly grab a dirty sock and a bra from the laundry basket and trot into the living room with them. This provides your humans with a little comic relief; it's best to do this when they have visitors. A good baroo always gets a laugh no matter what you've done, and really fast footwork helps too if you've been REALLY BAD. One more thing, if your mom thinks you're asleep and goes to take a shower, never NEVER get up, wander into the bedroom and knock the ironing board over on your head!

[Lucythebasenji]

omg my dog does each and everyone of those lmao

[ELERICKSON40]

Do you know that I was actually told by a trainer to ignore Trixie when she was doing those bad things!! Yeah right! I guess you just let her shred the throw rugs that you just purchased because she shredded the last 4 you bought!! Hehe gotta love her!!!!

[wizard]

Too funny Basenjis all the way.

[lovemybaroo]

That was great, thanks for sharing!

[Rivermoon]

Thanks for the laugh!!! Mine prefer #3… sadistic little creatures:D

[Gooby]

There's also this one:
When your humans take you out, poop twice. Rest assured, they only brought one bag.
Also, if your human has an attractive member of the opposite sex over agressively crotch sniff.

[ChaseandZahrasmom]

@Gooby:

There's also this one:
When your humans take you out, poop twice. Rest assured, they only brought one bag.

Oh how true …