What are some of your dogs funny nicknames besides shortend real names?
Ours have-
Male-
Mr Beefy- For his fearless attitude and Beefcake stride
Mutumbo
Francis- would love to hear someone calling his dog out loud "Francis!"
Female-
Tiny Tank - have to watch her weight and she plows over everything like a tank
Dobby- after Dobby from Harry Potter
Dibbles - Dib after the Invader Zim chartoon character
Hmmm, right now Damisi is still Pissy Pot!! Shadow is Bad Boy-He thinks too much. I don't have a name for Sugar since her name is Sugarbaby. It's either Sug or Baby.
Daisy = Daze or Lazy Daisy
Duke = Dukey or Spooky Dukey
It's fun! They don't take offense. 
Mutumbo
Francis- would love to hear someone calling his dog out loud "Francis!"
I'm reminded of the movie "Stripes" when the drill Seargent says, "Lighten up, Francis!"
Cute names and of course, very cute dogs!
Ohmigosh, my DH is always teasing me about all the names I have for Magnum:
Magnum
Mags
Maggie
M'Gee
MA'Gee
Magoo
Keebler Elf
Koobler Elf
Koober Elf
Elf
Elfie
Pretty
Prits
Sniffy
Goofy
Goofer
Goober
Gooby
Goobernatorial (I know that's not the way it's spelled, but that's what it looks like in my head when I'm calling him)
He pretty much answers to anything now, LOL, especially if there's food involved!
Jazzy is Jazz-ma-tazz or Jazzers …..or sometimes just "Bitch", LOL, depending on how she's treating Keoki at the moment.
My kids call Keoki "Cokers", but I'm not sure where that quite came from.
And Gypsy -- though not a B -- answers to "G", "G-G", "Gypsy-doodle-dog"
C3PO is also known as "Sir Pee-A-Lot" he's a peeing machine..every time he goes out the first thing he does is peeeee
TOPAZ is also known as "Mama Linda" ("linda" means pretty in spanish)
My nicknames for Lillie:
Lillie Girl
Sugar Plum
Stinky (very much a term of endearment)
Jodie:)
Maggii is:
Magger Dagger
Maggii Pie or Mag Pie
Maggii Moo
Maggiister
OJ is:
Oged
Ojer Boy
Ojer Man
Boy Dog
Man Dog
Kristii is:
Krister
Stink Butt
Brat
Stinker
Mickii is:
Mickster
Miss Mickii
Mickii mouse
Micker Snicker
Chance is:
Chanceler
Chancie
Dark Lord Chancelor
Stink Butt
Stink Stamper
Butt Muffin
Lil' Stinker
Punk
Bruit
Lil Romper Stomper
Dash is
Baby Dash boy
Dashy
Badness
Rotteness
Super Rotteness
Baby badness
Little SH**
Spoiled Brat.
Sissy is just Sissy
Hollie is:
Hollywood
Holly Hunter (the squirrel thing – she is obsessed)
Stink Bottom
Boo
Baby Girl
Mommy's Girl
Daddy's Girl
Girly Girl
Little Sh++
Spoiled Brat
Sweetie Pie
Good Girl
Love Bug
Snuggle Bunny:D
Kiya:
Kee-kee
Scheize kopf
Little Ms. Wrinkles
Kee
Bitch
Brat
when she was a puppy Mike wanted to give her a "hobbit" name "Miss Pissy Foot Stinky Bottom" now she's called "Miss Snaggle tooth stinky bottom" as she has lost her left canine.
Lance:
Fancy Lance
Layance *southern twang
Pretty Boy
Shithead
Punk
Handsome man
And our non-B (Collie )Callista:
Calli
Calleesta
Fuzzbutt
Furball
Hair Bucket
Chicken
Pretty Girl
Ok, his name is Gibby (unknown reason he came to me through BRAT) but I call him Gibbs, G Unit Special Forces, "G", Gibson, Magnificent G, Gibbsters, Mr G, Baby G–I'm sure you get it...oh yeah, he knows when you are talking about HIM
Actually I have a phrase that I seemed to use a lot with these guys in general SOOOOOO when I named one of my girls many years ago I added the initials to her name. You would be shocked at how many people think it's a title - and in some ways it is.
So this bitchs name is MIJOKR's Fancy Foot Work SFB ( S–t for Brains.)
Of course I have a lot of dumb names for my dogs in general anyway: Tex Critter, Tribbles n' Bits, GI MO to name a few.
My husband is CONSTANTLY giving Savannah new names. She is:
Savannah
Banners
banban
Pumpkin Noodles
Pumpkin Pie
Precious Pumpkin Pie
Baby Girl
G Force
Pretty Girl
Baby Girl
Princess in a Pie
Geeze, the list goes on. He actually comes home and announces that he's thought of her ALL DAY and tells her the new name he's come up with. Talk about feeling left out!
Does "That Damned Dog!!" count as a nickname? LOL
It is usually exclaimed by Dh after Keoki has stolen someone's food from the dinner table.
LOL
Funny. My DH has the same nickname for Nala! LOL! Also, "PITA"!!
Love it. Yeah, I'm sure if Dh had thought it through he'd have named Keoki 'PITA' instead.
He's {dh} is so funny –in that irritating way -- in that he keeps insisting that "Jazz didn't do this" -- or didn't do it this long, or learned this faster, etc.
Honestly, did he live in the same house when Jazz was a puppy? Sure, she's always been very good, esp for a Basenji, but does he not remember the stolen food? The torn to bits Santa Clause, the slippers I used to own, the neighbor girls' flip-flop? Come on!!! Keoki is only six months old; of course he is a PITA; it's his job! LOL
