Don't read this, it might make you cry (with laughter)

Basenji Talk
Log in to reply
  • slentsS

    I didn't know where else to post this. It is the funniest thing I have heard in forever.

    A good friend of mine who knows we just got a Basenji sent this to me, enjoy

    "Last night I went to Costco to buy a bag of food for my neighbor’s dog, (my neighbor is sick at home) Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.

    I stared at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right? So, on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but I ended up 15 pounds less! I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).

    Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not! I was admitted because I started barking, chasing a cat and got hit by a truck"

    4
  • elbrantE

    ROTFLMAO! that was excellent!

    elbrant.net

    1
  • PawlaP

    Your sense of humor will serve you well as an excellent basenji slave.

    3
  • WynetteW

    Lol that was a good one

    0
  • D

    Truly hilarious.

    0
  • Paul WarrenP

    OMG, Love it! I hope you and Zaki are well. Best Paul (Imo is growing like a weed and learning more every day.)

    0
  • slentsS

    @paul-warren He (and I) love it when he curls up on my lap. Lately there doesn't seem to be the same amount of space and he keeps looking at me like, 'make your lap bigger, I'm tired' He seems to get bigger each day.

    1
  • Paul WarrenP

    OMG, That is sweet and so Basenji! Amazing how quickly they grow. How old is Zaki? Imo is just under 14 weeks. Take good care and stay safe.

    0

Suggested Topics

  • M

    Can't wait!

    Basenji Talk
    25
    0 Votes
    25 Posts
    15k Views
    tanzaT
    Chris has some very nice Basenjis. None of mine are related to hers, but you have a good breeder
  • AndrewA

    What to do when gates don't work.

    Basenji Talk
    35
    0 Votes
    35 Posts
    7k Views
    S
    My 2 will also find things to "get" my attention if they are not the center of my attention, when I get home. I hope you can leave yours out when your gone. it makes things so much easier for everyone.
  • rnastoR

    I didn't do anything…

    Basenji Talk
    7
    0 Votes
    7 Posts
    2k Views
    tanzaT
    My Mickii will "tattle" on the rest when something happens that should not…. Of course it is a way of saying... "Not me" "But look what they did"... she will yodel her head off....
  • JannekeJ

    'It's a race-dog!'

    Basenji Talk
    10
    0 Votes
    10 Posts
    2k Views
    JannekeJ
    @Schouiffy: Hehe. I know… Well I don't live very close to Bern at all - but YES!! Thank you for owning the Italians last night. :) !! Orange is such a nice colour. =) Orange is a great colour ;)
  • luzmery928L

    Have toys won't play

    Basenji Talk
    26
    0 Votes
    26 Posts
    10k Views
    RockysWomanR
    Another favorite but to be used sparingly… laser pens. All my dogs love them and the cat (if the dogs would let him) would chase it for hours. But the papillion goes a bit neurotic while playing and that just gets our B- rilled up (it stops looking so much like play and more like dominance behaviors) so it's rarely (if ever) brought out.
  • L

    I don't own a basenji, but I'm looking for info…

    Basenji Talk
    17
    0 Votes
    17 Posts
    6k Views
    L
    Oh WOW, you guys are sooooo helpful. Thanks DDS for the link, that was especially helpful. I'm just intrigued with this breed for some reason, and I'm not sure why. Reading what all of you have to say is better that the typical things that you read on the computer. They all just repeat the same thing over and over where as all of you can give me personal experiances. I know all puppies are a lot of hard work, but compared to other dog (which I see some of you have had other breeds) are they actually a lot tougher? All pups like to chew and get into trouble but are they especially hard to train. Lets say with housebreaking and such? Oh and for all of you that have cats too, do they stay out of the kitty box or are the prone to make there way there, if you catch what I'm saying. I read they they are very clean and often times will clean themselves like a cat does. Really? And they are aloof like cats? Soooo much info and I would rather hear all of this from you than get false info. HELP!!