@Patty:
Oh this is too cute!!! Were you too mad to take a picture or two?
The first time around, before I realized it was going to require 8 hours to fix, I wasn't too made to get a picture. Today, however, I'm a little angrier. Also, immediately after this post, I made myself a glass of chocolate milk & then let the dogs out to potty. When they came inside, in the time it took me to lock the door, Callie had run into the living room & started helping herself to my FULL glass of chocolate milk!!!
And yes, the yarn is merino wool. I hadn't considered that everything I've used before is synthetic. That solves the riddle then. Thanks, agile.