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    Dog Sense

    The reason a dog has so many friends is
    that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
    Anonymous

    There is no psychiatrist in the world
    like a puppy licking your face..
    Ben Williams

    A dog is the only being on earth that
    loves you more than he loves himself.
    Josh Billings

    The average dog is a nicer person
    than the average person.
    Andy Rooney

    Anybody who doesn't know what soap
    tastes like has never washed a dog.
    Franklin Jones

    If your dog is fat, you aren't
    getting enough exercise.
    Unknown

    If you pick up a starving dog and make him
    prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the
    principal difference between dogs and men.
    Mark Twain

    Dogs are not our whole life,
    but they make our lives whole.
    Roger Caras

    If you think dogs can't count, try putting
    three dog biscuits in your pocket and
    give him only two of them.
    Phil Pastoret

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  • nobarkusN

    Thanks Vicki, these are great!

    Buddy, Paolo and Dan

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  • AJs HumanA

    And all very true.

    AJ's Ride:

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  • Rita JeanR

    I like Mark Twain thanks Vicki.

    Rita Jean

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