The Pee Tree Story- A Poem

[Gooby]

I took goober out to pee.
He kept sniffing and sniffing.
Twice around the park.
That's when he found the perfect tree.

He charged directly the damn thing.
Before collision, he jumped.
Running up the tree he sprayed urine for 5 or 6 feet.
After a back flip and perfect landing, he yodels and sings.

[MaxBooBooBear]

That was cute. Does he really do that?

[Gooby]

he did once.

[MaxBooBooBear]

I would have loved to have seen/heard that

[Gooby]

you've never seen a smugger dog.