haha i got you with the title, not near as wonderful as it sounds.
last night: fender got into my scrapbooking supplies, got my calligraphy inkwell, bit the lid off. this took place on my couch. there was black ink everywherei went into couch cleaning mode-i actually had to take it outside and hose it off. i have microfiber so it came amazingly clean, still is not dry. it was a nice 32 degrees outside. i came back inside, wet, cold, and angry. then i look at my dog, he is covered in ink
he got a bath, it didnt all come off. glad hubby is out to sea, he does not have the patience i posess.
fender only had ink on one leg…but oh the damage he did.