Dearest Ruby,
Here's all you have to do. Be a stealthy, secret type 'senji and sneak into your Mom's wallet. See those plastic cards with all the numbers on them? Snag one quick! Ok, now procede to the computer. Paw in Ebay in the search engine. They sell EVERYTHING under the sun on Ebay - even cashmere hoodies, I'll bet. Quickly order up the new hoodie and make sure to rush shipping on it! Now insert the plastic numbers card back into your Mom's wallet and delete the history in your computer. Now just wait a few days and the UPS/ Fed-Ex/USPS delivery will make your Mom overjoyed and she'll forget all about the previous chewed up cashmere hoodie.
As a side note, make sure to guard the mailbox for a few weeks after this occurance and "convienetly" shred any bills that come in with the numbers and name from the plastic card on it! Viola! Happy Mom, new hoodie, hopefully more snacks - and she'll never know it was you who did it!!!! ๐ ๐ ๐
Yours in secret stealthiness,
Stormie the undercover 'senji